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Transcript

Opening

Narrator: Calling Buzz Lightyear, the galaxy's greatest hero! Skilled, courageous, and ever vigilant. Leaping into action, Buzz Lightyear hurtles to the rescue! His ongoing mission: to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil! These are the adventures of... Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!
Buzz: To infinity... and beyond!

Act One

Trade World

[A backdrop of space pans down to show a far shot of Trade World. The camera zooms in and XR is heard speaking as he and Booster slow down their jetpacks as they make their descent into the city.]

XR: Trade World... the criminal capital of the Gamma Quadrant. This place is dangerous, Booster, so here's the plan: you watch my back, I'll watch yours. Come to think of it, your back's pretty big, that's a lot to watch. New plan! We both watch my back!

[They touch down in front of a bar.]

XR: This is it, Booster, the Black Hole. And the patrons here, by the way, are truly the crème de la scum.
Booster: Okay, okay. Identify and apprehend. Identify and apprehend.

[Booster nervously opens his wrist communicator and a mission log with a hologram of the suspect appears.]

Computer: Suspect: Torque. Wanted in all 50 sectors for terrorism, smuggling, arson, unpaid parking tickets.

[Booster cuts the feed and braces himself.]

Booster: Okay, I'm ready.
XR: Now, listen to me. Let's scope out the clientele. Listen to me carefully. Watch what I do. Watch what I say. Take the time to soak up the atmosphere, as it were. Now, that's an interesting concept. If you—Booster? Booster?

[Looking around, XR discovers that Booster is gone.]

XR: I said "soak"! Didn't I say "soak"?

[Inside the bar, Booster makes his way determinedly past the various patrons, who begin complaining at being jostled and bumped into.]

Patron #1: Ow! Hey! Ugh! What's the big idea?
Patron #2: You big oaf!
Patron #3: Play with the—
Patron #4: Hey, watch it.
Patron #5: Watch out!
Patron #6: Ow!

[XR pokes his head into the bar.]

XR: Booster!
Patron #7: All right!

[XR begins to make his way through the various patrons.]

XR: Boost—oh, pardon me. Was that a foot? Booster!

[Booster finally makes it to a lone table.]

Booster: Mr. Torque? Pursuant to the authority of Star Command, I hereby place you under arrest. Get up.

[Clearly unimpressed, Torque stands up from his seat.]

Torque: What's the matter, Tiny? You can't say... [he draws out a blaster, aiming it at Booster] ..."please"?
Booster: Drop it! Please?
Torque: Too late! [laughs] I'm miffed.

[XR finally catches up with Booster, not noticing Torque yet.]

XR: Well, here you are. It's about time. See? Now, you didn't soak. I said "soak" and you didn't soak. No. You marched right up to—aah!

[Noticing Torque, XR lowers his voice as he addresses Booster.]

XR: Did you tell him to drop the weapon?

[Booster sighs and nods. XR mutters under his breath.]

XR: Well, a "please" ought to do it.

[XR's voice rises as he addresses Torque.]

XR: Well! I think you'd better do what my rather immense colleague says.
Torque: No go, chips-for-brains. I'm not afraid of Space Rangers.
Voice: Maybe you should be.

[Surprised at the new voice, Torque looks around. Patrons in the vicinity immediately scatter, leaving a lone figure still sitting at the bar. They are garbed in a battered coat that hides their features. Torque raises one of his brows. The figure is holding a drink in hand, shaking the purple liquid around almost casually. Torque's eyes narrow. The figure suddenly jumps back and sheds the cloak, revealing himself to be Buzz Lightyear. He fires at Torque's blaster with his wrist laser, causing him to cry out and drop the weapon.]

Buzz: You lose, lawbreaker.

[Buzz makes his way towards Torque. One of the patrons, Smeego, briefly sticks his head out from behind the onlooking crowd.]

Smeego: Buzz Lightyear?!
Buzz: Yes, the long arm of the law reaches even into a cesspool like this. Let's go, Torque.

[With his arms still raised in the air, Torque suddenly grins and produces another set of arms from beneath his coat, both clutching a blaster each.]

Torque: 'Fraid not, Buzz-boy!

[Buzz, Booster and XR jump back. Buzz ducks for cover behind a round table. Torque laughs, firing at him.]

Buzz: Multi-limbed aliens... hate 'em!

[Pandemonium ensues...]

[Torque keeps firing in every direction. Booster runs to escape the blasts. Frightened patrons huddle behind tables and on chairs. XR flees from a particularly close blast. Buzz rises up from behind the table, trying to get a clear shot at Torque, but Torque avoids Buzz's fire by ducking behind the bar counter. He continues his barrage of fire, peering up from over the counter. A patron huddles behind a chair that gets fired at several times, then runs out of the bar screaming. XR fires at Torque with a Star Command shotgun, but his blasts hit a table where another patron is huddling. XR's blasts narrowly miss yet another patron, whose eye stalks part from their eyeballs to avoid being hit before they duck for cover again. Holding a similar shotgun, Booster and XR fire at Torque together, but their blasts ricochet on the counter and back at them. They drop the shotguns and leap out of the way before getting hit in a small explosion that destroys the weapons. XR spots a skylight up above and extends his hand to grip the railing, hoisting himself up.]

[Focusing solely on Torque, Buzz doesn't notice someone aiming at his back.]

Evan Zarl: Say "Bye," Buzz. Huh?

[Someone grabs the gun from his hands, accompanied by a mystifying sound.]

Mira: Say, "Hi, Mira."

[Mira Nova's upper body is protruding through the wall, causing Zarl and nearby patrons to flee. She steps fully through the wall.]

Mira: Anybody here need backup?
Buzz: Well done, Ranger.

[A random blast from one of Torque's blasters hits Buzz's table and disintegrates it, and Buzz jumps out of the way with a grunt. Torque continues to fire non-stop, but fails to notice XR above his head while he boasts.]

Torque: I heard Space Rangers are tough. [[laughs]] Guess I heard wrong.

[XR presses a button on his chassis and an electrified net drops down on Torque. He yelps in surprise, but is pinned to the floor.]

Booster: This time I mean it, Torque...

[Booster grabs the bar's counter and tears it off, lifting it over his head and exposing Torque trapped beneath the net.]

Booster: You are under arrest.
Buzz: What do you think of Space Rangers now, smart guy?
Torque: Uh, yeah right...

Starcruiser 42

[Starcruiser 42 is flying through space. Torque is mocking Buzz while stuck in a holding cell next to the kitchen, where Buzz is currently making a sandwich.]

Torque: Hey, Lightyear, how many Space Rangers does it take to change a lighting filament? A hundred. One to hold the filament and ninety-nine to turn the starcruiser!

[Just as Buzz is about to take a bite of his sandwich, he grimaces at the joke and crushes the sandwich in a fist instead. Without missing a beat, Torque continues:]

Torque: Oh, here's a good one. Three Space Rangers walk into a—
Buzz: Not that I care one iota what you say, but you're really pushing me.

[Buzz jabs a finger into Torque's face, but Torque just smacks his hand against Buzz's chest.]

Torque: Let's go. Right here. Right now.
Buzz: I have nothing to prove to you.

[Buzz starts walking away, but then darts back to Torque's cell.]

Buzz: But I could take you down with one hand tied behind my suit.
Torque: You wanna step outside and say that?
Buzz: Anytime, punk.

[Mira's voice is heard over the ships speaker's, interrupting them.]

Mira: Buzz, we're entering Star Command.

Star Command

[The scene cuts to Star Command, where Booster and XR have already disembarked and are walking down the dock. They encounter two Star Command Guardbots. XR quickly darts between one of the robots and Booster.]

XR: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho, excuse me, pal. [chuckles] But, uh, be a little careful here. You see, when—when these Guardbots are on duty, they permit no interference. Am I right?

[XR pats the Guardbot's arm and it immediately smacks him. Yelping and wincing in pain, XR is sent bouncing around the docking bay before he eventually comes to a stop in front of Booster and the Guardbots.]

XR: Don't look so smug, muscles. I've seen your specs. You've got a brain chip the size of a dust mite.

[Three more Guardbots emerge from the ship leading away a chained Torque, who struggles against his bonds.]

Torque: Easy on the creases, robo.
Buzz: Don't forget to write.

[Torque scowls over his shoulder at Buzz, who waves at him cheerily.]

Torque: You haven't seen the last of me, Buzz-cut.
Buzz: No? Well, the first of you is bad enough. Ha. That got him.

[XR rolls up to Buzz eagerly.]

XR: So, what's next up on the agenda, skipper? Patrolling for interstellar pirates? Restoring peace to a war-torn planet?

Tanker Alley

[The scene cuts to XR drifting in space with the other members of Team Lightyear, scowling.]

XR: Checking safety buoys on Tanker Alley? Come on.
Mira: Uh, not that I feel like I'm above a routine assignment. It's just that—hello, boring!
Buzz: Boring, is it? Who here knows what happens to crystallic fusion fuel upon impact?
XR: It explodes. Big, huge mega blowups. Scald the ceramic polymers right off a poor robot.
Buzz: Exactly. And what do tankers traveling Tanker Alley carry?

[Booster hops up and down excitedly, waving his arm.]

Booster: Oh! Me, me, me! I know this one! Oh, oh oh!
Mira: Crystallic fusion fuel.

[Booster quickly drops his arm.]

Booster: Oh.
Buzz: That's why safety is job one here on Tanker Alley. Sure... this may not be a glamour assignment, but safe spaceways save lives.

[A horn blares loudly from behind them as a tanker whizzes by dangerously close. XR yelps, sent forward by the momentum.]

Buzz: Good example. Watch this.

[Buzz describes what happens to tankers as the camera focuses on the runaway tanker from before.]

Buzz: The buoys set up an electrified barrier which stops the pilotless tankers from escaping Tanker Alley and posing a threat to other traffic.

[The tanker bounces against a red electrified barrier produced by the buoys, and is sent moving in the opposite direction.]

Buzz: So, ready to commence safety inspections, Rangers?
XR: You're the boss.
Mira: Whatever.
Buzz: That's the spirit.
Booster: Let's go! Show me the buoys!

[Buzz grins at Booster's enthusiasm.]

Prison transport

[Cut to a transport vessel flying through space. Three Star Command Guardbots are at the helm, along with two patrolling the aisle. A number of prisoners are shackled to their seats, among them some familiar faces.]

Smeego: Torque! Hey, what a coincidence. They picked me up on a bogus charge. It'll never stick, but I like—
Torque: Keep your little yapper clipped, flea boy.
Smeego: Sure. Yeah. You got it. Hey, no problem. I hear ya.

[Suddenly, there's an explosion. The vessel shakes.]

Smeego: Hey, wh-what was that?
Torque: Ambush.

[The Guardbots reveal their weapons and aim them at the sealed door in the back, from which sounds are coming. The door is blasted apart and three Hornets emerge, opening fire.]

Smeego: Zurg's Hornets!

[The Guardbots and Hornets exchange fire. Although the Hornets are destroyed, more emerge from the doorway. Torque struggles to free himself while the sheer firepower of the Hornets take down the Guardbots. One Hornet switches its cannon for another piece of equipment and approaches Torque and Smeego.]

Smeego: Don't hurt me! I-I-I'm nobody! I'm nothing!

[The Hornet reaches Torque and fires at his bonds, freeing him. Torque looks stunned at first, then excited as he leaps to his feet and grabs the Hornet by the shoulders.]

Torque: Way to pop the target, sweetheart!

[The Hornets lead Torque away and Smeego suddenly sticks his head up again.]

Smeego: Hey, don't leave me! I-I've got connections! I'm somebody!

Planet Z

[Cut to Planet Z, Zurg's palace. Inside, Brain Pods and Grubs go about their business and Torque, accompanied by Hornets, begins to protest.]

Torque: Hey, back off! Scaboo, baby! Scram!

[They come to a stop before Zurg's throne when a claw descends from above, grabbing Torque by the head before placing him on a slab that rises from the center of the floor and strapping him there. Torque struggles to free himself as an evil-looking machine with a pointed tip descends upon him, stopping just short of his chest. Zurg emerges, pleased with this turn of events.]

Zurg: Welcome to my little funhouse. I'd give you the full tour, but we're a bit pressed for time.
Torque: Hey, what a pad, baby. To what do I owe the honor, Emperor Z?
Zurg: As a matter of fact, I have plans for you. Big plans!
Torque: Sorry, got to pass. Dance card's full.

[Zurg suddenly grabs Torque by the collar, dragging both him and the slab close.]

Zurg: I refuse to accept "no" for an answer!

[Then he nonchalantly releases him and pushes the slab back into place, waving a hand.]

Zurg: It's one of the perks of being an Evil Emperor. That and all the popcorn shrimp you can eat.

[Torque struggles against his bonds again.]

Torque: Let me go!
Zurg: Don't bother! Those bonds are an unbreakable alloy. My Grubs's latest invention. Good work, Grubs!

[Zurg waves at the Grubs, who are at their stations on a lower floor.]

Grubs: Ooh, thank you, Evil Emperor Zurg.

[Zurg leans closer to Torque, lowering his voice.]

Zurg: I'm trying to praise them more. My management consultant says it'll boost productivity.

[He stands back and raises his voice as the Grubs below begin to fiddle with some control settings.]

Zurg: You are about to receive amazing powers, powers that will enable you to defeat Buzz Lightyear!
Torque: Well, why didn't you say so? Drop the hammer, sweethearts!

[The machine above Torque's head sparks with a dangerous-looking neon electricity. Zurg starts to leave. The machine starts emitting a loud hissing noise that is hard to speak over.]

Zurg: By the way, did I mention that this will be incredibly painful?
Torque: Say what?
Zurg: [chuckles] Never mind. Not important.

[Zurg departs. Behind the closed doors, there are flashes of green light and Torque starts screaming.]

Act Two

Tanker Alley

[Back in Tanker Alley, Team Lightyear is hard at work repairing the buoys. Buzz is repairing one of the buoys as a Tanker drifts by him and he discards useless parts with a tired, bored expression on his face. Mira does her repairs by ghosting her hands through the buoys and going by feel. XR and Booster are working on a buoy together as the Jo-Adian dusts it off and XR presses a button to turn it on. It doesn't turn on and XR keeps pressing the button until Booster shakes his hand and attempts to fix it with a few shakes. However, he manages to break off the top part and the two panic, trying to repair it. XR exclaims and points at Buzz approaching, his expression bored, and XR acts as the top part of the buoy so Buzz doesn't notice that it's been broken as Booster hides the part behind his back.]

[Just as Buzz starts repairing another buoy, the boisterous and mocking voice of a fellow Space Ranger interrupts him from his work.]

Rocket Crocket: Lightyear, buddy! I see you've finally got an assignment worthy of your skills.
Buzz: Eh, what brings you out here, Crocket? Need me to save your hide again?
Rocket: [laughs] Actually, I thought it might interest you to know that Torque's transport was ambushed by Hornets. He escaped.
Buzz: What?! How could they— Ugh! Let's go, team! We've got a mission.
Rocket: Not so fast, ace. I've got a mission. You get to stay out here and direct traffic.

[Rocket activates his jetpack and starts flying back up towards his Star Cruiser.]

Rocket: Keep up the good work, kids! Maybe you'll be promoted to crossing guards.

[He laughs and flies off in his Star Cruiser, leaving Team Lightyear looking disgruntled, Buzz more than the others.]

Booster: Huh! Shows you how much he knows. Right, Buzz? This may not be a glamorous assignment...

[While Booster is still speaking, Buzz grinds his teeth together, his voice rising steadily in frustration.]

Booster: ...but "safe spaceways—"
XR: We'll just be over here.
Booster: What?
XR: Shh!

[As XR flies Booster to one side, Mira drifts closer to Buzz.]

Mira: You okay?
Buzz: Oh, fine. Perfect, never better. Why do you ask?
Mira: You know, Buzz, it wouldn't hurt you to open up. Admit it. You'd rather be tracking down Torque than doing roadside service.
Buzz: Listen up and listen good. When duty calls, a Ranger answers. No questions, no complaints.
Mira: And Torque's escape?
Buzz: Has got Zurg's fingerprints all over it! Argh!

[Buzz starts pacing while the rest of his team watches, Mira with a knowing smirk.]

Buzz: I cannot believe that Rocket Crockett is out there chasing space scum while I'm stuck on a low-rent, any-fuzzy-faced-Rookie-one-day-out-of-the-Academy-could-do-in-his-sleep assignment!
Mira: That's pretty open.
Buzz: [sighs] Thank you.

Planet Z

[Back on Planet Z, Zurg is sitting on his throne playing with a joystick, which is connected to a machine somewhere up above, firing green rays at a prisoner's ankles, who scampers away each time to escape the shots. The doors slide open to admit two Hornets and Torque, who he does not look pleased. Zurg tosses the joystick aside.]

Zurg: Exercise time for the prisoner is now over.

[The prisoner sits on the floor, panting. A trapdoor opens up underneath them, and they drop through with a small yelp.]

Zurg: Ah, how's the patient? Feeling better, I trust?
Torque: Can the bedside manner, Dr. Z. You said awesome power, but I got zilch, except for this.

[Torque parts his jacket to show a metal plaque that has been affixed to his chest. Zurg approaches for a better look, peering down and touching the plaque.]

Zurg: Placement appears to be proper.

[Grubs have gathered at the edge of the floor.]

Grubs: Yes! And?
Zurg: Uh, edges are even.
Grubs: And?

[Zurg sighs and covers his face with a hand, grimacing. He turns back to the Grubs, forcing his voice to sound nice.]

Zurg: Another nice job, Grubs.
Grubs: Aw, you're just saying that.
Zurg: Well, of course I am, you—

[The Grubs dart down below for cover at Zurg's raised voice. Meanwhile, Torque grabs Zurg by the mantle and draws him closer.]

Torque: So, what is it?

[Torque freezes when he hears weapons priming behind him, the two Hornets aiming their weapons at him. Zurg waves a dismissive hand at them, then pries Torque's fingers off.]

Zurg: Don't! Ever! Touch! Me!

[Zurg assumes a less hostile posture, almost apologetic.]

Zurg: I've got a thing about personal space. Now, simply apply your hands to your chest like so.

[Zurg demonstrates, but Torque just looks blankly down at his chest.]

Zurg: Do it!

[Torque does so, touching one hand to the plaque, then quivers. He exclaims, his body splitting into two. Suddenly, there are two identical Torques staring at each other, one with the plaque still affixed to his chest and one without it.]

Torque & Clone: Whoa!
Torque: Double trouble! Not bad.
Clone: Right back at you, beauty!
Zurg: Impressive, no? It's the latest in cell separation technology.

[Torque presses the plaque again and creates another clone of himself.]

Torque: I dig with a capital D.
Clones #1 & #2: Ditto, sweetheart!
Zurg: Yes, yes. I'm sure you'll all be very happy together. But first... there's the little matter of obliterating my enemies!

Space: Tanker Alley

[Cut to Buzz, still busy repairing buoys in Tanker Alley.]

Buzz: Not fair! I'm stuck out here while Crockett gets all the action.

[He leans against the buoy, bored and disinterested, until he hears a familiar voice.]

Torque: Oh, Buzzy, baby!
Buzz: You.
Torque: Like I promised, Buzzy. Just you and me. One on one. Mano y mano, sweetheart! So what's it gonna be?

[Torque revs his bike and zooms around Buzz.]

Torque: You gonna call your little pallies, or what?
Buzz: Let's go with what!

[Buzz tosses away his tool and takes after Torque. Torque leers at him and activates guns on the back of his bike, firing at Buzz, but the Ranger swerves out of the way of each shot.]

Buzz: It'll take more than pop guns to stop Buzz Lightyear!

[Torque leads Buzz to an asteroid, zipping through rock outcroppings, and laughs.]

Torque: Ahahahahaha! Catch me if you can, Pally! Hahahaha!

[Torque takes turn, and Buzz follows. Buzz is shocked to see several Torques aiming blasters at him from both in front and behind him.]

Buzz: What?! Huh?

[Buzz activates his jet pack and tries to fly out of the ambush. But there are more Torques lying in wait. They fire bolas at him that pin his arms to his sides and deactivate his wings. He falls to the ground with a grunt.]

Buzz: So your taunts were just a ruse deviously calculated to lure me into this trap.
Torque: Gee, Buzzy! You figured that out all by your lonesome?

[The Torque clones laugh. Buzz narrows his eyes.]

Buzz: Now you're mocking me.
Torque: Two for two, baby!
Buzz: And now...
Torque: Enough, sweetheart! We could do this all day. Who's got the time? Come on.

[He snaps his fingers. The clones approach Buzz, and the scene cuts to the Rookies. Booster has his head stuck in something and is struggling to remove it.]

XR: I don't get it. It's not like Buzz to just leave without checking in.
Booster: [muffled] Holy pulsars...

[Booster finally removes it and speaks more clearly now.]

Booster: Buzz might be in trouble!

[Off-screen, a familiar voice speaks.]

Torque: I've got news for you, Jumbo! He's not the only one.

[The Rookies are stunned to see Torque and several clones have surrounded them. The scene shifts to the Rookies being bound to the nose of a Tanker, the Torque clones around them, smug. They grunt as they try to free themselves.]

Torque: Forget it, babies. It's some kind of unbreakable whoozis that Zurg came up with.
XR: When Buzz finds us, you're going to be sorry!
Torque: Consider yourselves found, Metal Mouth.

[Torque points to set of clones binding Buzz down a little higher above the Rookies.]

Clone: Knock 'em dead, Buzzmundo!
Torque: The boys are gonna do a little roadwork for ya. Gratis! Turn Tanker Alley into Deadman's Curve! Anytime, sweethearts!

[He gives his clones a thumbs up. They destroy the buoys near Capital Planet.]

Torque: Nice shootin'! Let's ride!

[Torque and his clones ride off. The Tanker Team Lightyear is on, as well as the ones surrounding them, all begin to drift forwards, picking up speed as they go along.]

Booster: Where are we heading?
XR: Directly into the center of Capital Planet.
Mira: And this tanker is loaded with crystallic fusion fuel!
Booster: We're gonna blow up the headquarters of the Galactic Alliance! Oh... man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!
All: Buzz!

Act Three

Space: Tanker Alley

[The Tankers continue to head towards Capital Planet, getting closer and closer.]

Booster: Noooooooo!

[With some effort, Mira manages to ghost through the metal pinning her down.]

Mira: Made it!

[She tries to free Booster, and Booster exerts his brute strength and manages to break the bonds.]

Booster: Unbreakable! Hah!

[XR draws out one of his saw-blades and easily slices through his own bonds.]

XR: And that leaves one!
Mira: Okay, you guys get Buzz out, I'll check the controls.

[Booster glances at Capital Planet, becoming larger in their field of vision. Mira ghosts into the Tanker, and Booster and XR break Buzz's bonds. Booster grabs Buzz and starts shaking him violently to wake him up.]

Booster: Buzz, Buzz, come on, come on, come on, Buzz, Buzz... Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz--!

[Buzz, already waking up from the initial shaking, finally exclaims and pushes Booster's hands away.]

Buzz: Booster! I'm awake. Okay, team, status report.
XR: We're leading a convoy of tankers loaded with enough crystallic fusion fuel to blow up Capital Planet. Which is, by the way, incidentally, where we're headed!
Booster: It's coming up fast! Look!

[Boster grabs Buzz to show him Capital Planet, now looming closer than ever.]

Buzz: Have you tried turning the--?

[Mira ghosts halfway through the tanker.]

Mira: Turning and reverse thrusters are all non-operational!
Buzz: So, it's like that. We've gotta order in a strike! Blow these tankers out of the sky.
XR: Uh, if I may, Buzz! At this distance, the concussion waves of an explosion would flatten anything this side of the planet.
Mira: Including us!

[Buzz, Booster and XR turn to look at her. She blinks, then grins sheepishly.]

Mira: Erm, not that I'm concerned about my own welfare, of course, it's just that Booster and--

[Before she can finish, Buzz activates his jetpack and flies off.]

Mira: Well, I didn't mean to just turn tail and run.
Booster: Come on! Buzz knows what he's doing! I mean, he'd have to, I mean--pfft, he's Buzz!

[Booster activates his rockets and flies after Buzz. Mira and XR follow too. They see Buzz grab two buoys and fly off. Mira slaps her helmet.]

Mira: Dah, of course! The buoys!

[Mira and XR fly off. XR extends his hands to grab two buoys. Booster flies and grabs a buoy, and Mira grabs another. XR, Booster and Buzz each have two buoys each, and they fly beyond the Tankers and place them in their direct path, spacing them out evenly. Mira leaves four buoys as she soars past and the foremost Tanker stops as the buoys activate.Sirens fill the air and the red energy pulse emitting from the buoys looks dangerous. Team Lightyear waits beyond the buoys nervously. Booster is gritting his teeth and XR is praying in the background incomprehensibly. But the sirens stop and the Tankers all turn to the right, drifting away from Capital Planet.Booster and XR cheer, and Mira hugs Buzz.]

Mira: All right! Way to go, Buzz!
Booster: Hot rockets! Buzz Lightyear to the rescue again!

[Booster rubs Buzz's helmet affectionately. Buzz stands proudly, with his chest thrust out.]

Buzz: Who thinks Tanker Alley is boring now?

Planet Z

[Cut to Planet Z and Zurg's palace. Zurg is heard humming in the background.]

Zurg: Ladadee, ladado~ Monitors on.

[His screens turn on to show Capital Planet intact. He taps his fingers together, sitting on his throne, and then his eyes grow wide.]

Zurg: Wait... I don't understand! Grubs! Why hasn't Capital Planet exploded?

[Below, the Grubs scamper. One of them trembles as it speaks.]

Grub: Can we, ah, focus on our earlier accomplishments, please?
Zurg: Spill it!

[The Grub gulps and lifts up a remote, still trembling.]

Grub: Let's go to the replay.

[The screens rewind. Zurg glances at them impatiently. They play at the part the Tankers collide into the energy field made by the buoys. A fast-forward shows Team Lightyear cheering in the background.]

Voices on screen: Hahaha, all right, wooo!

[Another fast-forward zooms in on Buzz's smug look.]

Zurg: No! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear! Nnnghaugh--wait a minute. How did the rangers escape from the unbreakable bonds?

[The Grubs are hiding in a small opening, only their eyes showing, which are still trembling.]

Grub: Well, uh, perhaps it would be more appropriate to think of them as "not-that-easily-broken" bonds.
Zurg: Maybe we should see just how easily you break!

[They scamper away in fright, leaving Zurg shouting from high above on his throne.]

Zurg: Come back here! Don't you scurry from me, you litte--!

Trade World: Black Hole

[Cut to Trade World and the Black Hole. Inside, the doors suddenly open wide, and the familiar voice--or voices--of Torque are heard as they all enter.]

Clone #1: Hey, Torque! Looking good, sweetheart! Who did the hair?
Clone #2: That goes double for me, Torquey.
Torque: Nice job today. This round's on Torque! Deep-dish olive pies for everyone!
Clone #3: Your money's not good here, Torque! Come on!

[They sit at the bar, but Buzz's voice is suddenly heard in the background. The rest of the patrons scatter.]

Buzz: You boys seem awfully happy. Under the circumstances.
Torque: Hey-hey! You've got moxie, Lightyear! That, I'll give ya! But you're still going down.
Mira: Correction, Torque.

[Mira moves into focus, wristlaser at the ready.]

Mira: Ooh, you see, this time, we've got the numbers.
Torque: Ohoho, yeah! I'm real scared!
Booster: You oughtta be!

[The Torques turn around to see Booster standing behind them. XR's voice is heard somewhere above them.]

XR: Are you starting to get the picture, pal? Hehehe.
Buzz: Get it through your thick heads, Torque. We fight bad guys like you together.

[As Buzz speaks, Space Rangers show up by his sides. Space Rangers emerge from their hiding spot behind the bar too, surrounding him and his clones.]

Buzz: Take 'em, Rangers!

[The Rangers activate their wristlasers and attack. Torque and his clones fight back with blasters. The Black Hole is shown outside to be shaking as the Rangers and clones fight.Cut to a prison transport ship again, full of bandaged and groaning Torques. The real Torque glares at a speaker as Buzz's voice is heard from it.]

Buzz: Hey, Torque! Looks like today's your lucky day.

Space: Tanker Alley

[The scene shifts to Team Lightyear in Tanker Alley, Buzz still talking to Torque through his wrist communicator.]

Buzz: ...I hear the prison planet is offering a group discount.
Torque: Ah, yeah, yeah, very funny, keep your little--!

[Booster starts laughing even before Buzz hangs up on Torque.]

Buzz: Lightyear, out.
Booster: Group discount, ahaha! You slay me, Buzz.

[Later, Buzz flies over to Mira, who is repairing a buoy from the inside. He knocks politely on it and peers inside.]

Buzz: Ranger Nova, there's... something I want to say to you.

[He steps back and joins his hands, and Mira pops her head out, leaning on the edge of the buoy.]

Mira: I know, I know, you let your pride get the best of you... You took off without your team and walked right into a trap.

[As Mira clasps her hands together at the last part, smug, Buzz blinks, taken aback, then gestures upwards.]

Buzz: Uh... actually, I was just gonna warn you about that runaway tanker.

[Mira ghosts through the buoy to glance behind and confirm Buzz's words. They are true and she exclaims in surprise, but Buzz grabs her by the waist and pulls her back to safety before the Tanker can do any damage. Mira shakes her head, then blushes, embarrassed.]

Mira: Thanks, Buzz.
Buzz: Like I always say, "Safety is job one on Tanker Alley."

[The sound of a jetpack looms near. Rocket Crockett settles down before them and slaps his hand across Buzz's chest.]

Rocket: How'd you do it, Buzz? How did you get me assigned out here?!

[Buzz feigns ignorance as Mira silently snickers into her hand.]

Buzz: Ohhh...
Rocket: Don't go acting all innocent!
Buzz: Oh, why, Crockett, I... can't imagine what you're talking about. I think Tanker Alley is just a reward for your fine work cutting down Torque.

[Rocket grinds his teeth together angrily, growling in frustration.]

Buzz: Oops! You never found him, did ya?

[Buzz pats Rocket's shoulder briefly, then turns to his team.]

Buzz: Let's go, Rangers!
Booster: Where to next, Buzz?

[Buzz activates his jetpack.]

Buzz: Do you have to ask?

[He takes off, Mira, XR and Booster following after him.]

Buzz: To infinity... and beyond!

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