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Transcript
Act One
Brain Pod #18: Casual Friday? I thought it was Hat Day.
Brain Pod #18: I am approaching the anomaly. Hmm, the subatomic particles appear to have been hyper-charged, creating some sort of Space Mirror!
Evil Emperor Zurg: A mirror? I don't want a mirror.
Brain Pod #18: That's 'Space Mirror,' Sir. (does a goofy thing with his robotic tentacles; chuckles) And it's kind of fun!
Brain Pod 81: I concur.
Brain Pod #18: You're not 18! You're 81! (is grabbed by 81) This is no mirror, it's a portal to another universe!
Zurg: WHAT ABOUT TANGEA, BATHYOS?
Grub: SMOKING RUIN... AND DRIED UP MUD PUDDLE, O EVIL ONE.
Zurg: OH! DARE I ASK, WHAT ABOUT CAPITAL PLANET?
Grub: A MERE DUST BELT NEAR THE WRECKAGE OF STAR COMMAND. HEE HEE HEE.
Zurg: OH, THIS ISN'T JUST AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. IT'S A PARADISE. WE MUST FIND THE EVIL GENIUS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO HE'S GOING TO BE. SO, AT LAST WE MEET. I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALREADY.
Brain Pod 18: UH, MY EVIL EMPEROR, I--
Zurg: NOT NOW, 18. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO SCHMOOZE WITH MY ALTERNATE SELF? THE NAME'S ZURG, ONE UNIVERSE OVER, AND YOU MUST BE...
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear.
Evil Emperor Zurg: An Evil Buzz Lightyear?
Commander Nebula: I told him the grill was too hot. It is with heavy hearts that we say, 'Farewell, Buzz Lightyear'. Wherever you are, we know it's a far, far happier place.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Buzz Lightyear captured by Buzz Lightyear. I love it!
Evil Emperor Zurg: I'm glad you asked, Lightyear. You're now my prisoner.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Greetings, Lightyear.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Hornets, take him away.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Actually, I found that Evil always wins.
Alternate Booster: Get to Buzz Lightyear!
Alternate Booster: How do you know my name?
Alternate Booster: Star Command? Ha! That's a laugh! You destroyed them years ago, right before you conquer Jo-Ad.
Booster: Normally, we report to Buzz, sir.
XR: Chin up, Ranger. You've got to be strong.
Booster: I know it's just that. (clears his throat) I miss him. (Sing-Along Version) Thanks. I remember one time to play catch and then... (clears his throat) I saw my alternate self.
XR: I miss him too! (Sing-Along Version) You saw your alternate self too?! [crying hysterically] Oh! We're Lost! Lost without Buzz! (Sing-Along Version) We have to save him! We have to save Buzz!
[His helmet is filling up with tears]
XR: Adrift in the vast void of defeat and despair!
Commander Nebula: At ease, there, rookie! You'll short out your electrodes. Zurg's waste in no time in taking in full advantage of Lightyear's Absent. It's time to strike back. Now go out there and make him proud.
XR, Mira and Booster: To Infinity and Beyond.
Booster: Zurg must have captured him and now he's trying to get away!
Commander Nebula: Hold your fire, rangers. That's Lightyear coming here!
Evil Buzz Lightyear: (laughing) Is there anything I can't conquer? This Star Command is like the one back home. The soft spot should be right about here.
Booster: (gasping)
Mira: (gasping)
XR: (screaming)
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear, spreading evil to infinity, and beyond! (laughing)
Act Two
XR: Buzz Lightyear just blew up Star Command.
Booster: No.
Mira: This can't be happening.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Capture of Star Command and it's all thanks to the Evil Buzz Lightyear, oh, if the only good Buzz could've been here to see it.
Alternate Mira: Hey, hands off him, Jo-adian.
Buzz Lightyear: Mira.
Alternate Mira:
Alternate Booster:
Alternate Mira:
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Battle damage
Alternate Booster:
Alternate Mira:
Alternate Booster:
Alternate Mira:
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Don't bother.
Alternate Mira:
Alternate Booster:
Alternate Mira:
Alternate XR:
Alternate Nebula:
Alternate Mira:
Alternate Nebula:
Act Three
Buzz Lightyear: OK, People, we've got two universes to save and not a whole lot of time to do it. Right now in my universe, Zurg is working with your Buzz Lightyear.
Alternate XR: Zurg? The Burger Guy at Cosmo's?
Buzz Lightyear: Well, no, in my universe, Zurg is an evil emperor.
Alternate Mira: Zurg, an evil Emperor, Lightyear, a hero? That is one weird universe!
Buzz Lightyear: OK, People, let us go fight off some evil.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Oh, hey, Zurg. I am impressed.
Buzz Lightyear: Not today.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Lightyear.
Alternate Booster: I kinda figure.
Evil Buzz Lightyear: Yes! It all makes sense now. How could I have been so wrong? I'll change my evil ways... (pulls up gun) Or not!
Alternate Nebula:
XR: (crying lower)